A new hobby? A better way to buy? PiccPipper said it first. Zeta confirmed her opinion of the idea.
Vampire shopping (an hour or two before closing time) will ensure that all the normal people who shopped earlier in the day are tired out and have gone home. It means that the store is stocked out well in anticipation of tomorrow's opening hour. It means that there are no crowds and that a pleasant meander through the aisles is a possibility. Even a probability.
It also means that two large pork shoulder roasts (@ 39¢/lb.) came with a price tag of seven bucks plus change, and came without our suffering long lines and crushing crowds.
It also means that the possibility of sun-caused skin damage is diminished and that it is cooler. Where we live in the semi-tropics, these are positive side effects.
Shh, this is a piece of knowledge to keep to oneself - like a good fishing spot, say. Fellow shoppers just don't have an urgent need-to-know.
Do they . . .
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I vant to drink your blahd. And while you're at it, hand me that red sweater.... Wait, will there be in image in the dressing room mirror?
Love the title. Hopefully, we will finish our shopping this weekend, or its vampire shopping for zeta.
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