Friday, October 24, 2008

Peel me a grape . . .

The only semi-sentient being in this house who has not voted is Mew. She doesn't care. Her habit is to nap through debates and name-calling political ads. She yawns at rhetoric, then turns her ears inside out, and cleans them instead of following the candidates. As long as she can get brushed, combed and fed in the mornings, it's all good.

As far as she is concerned, inflation is for bicycle tires. Just don't run over her tail as you push the bike outside to go and ride. 'Cause she's certain that any of her stray body parts has the right of way. It's just the way her world works . . .

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Zeta said...
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Zeta said...

BodyGuard feels the same way Mew does. Just don't run over any part of my body with that bike. He is sleeping in one of my office chairs he has claimed as his. One chair inside and one chair outside. Plus a spot on the couch.