I did go to get my hair cut this morning. My hairdresser was using an electric razor to "clean up" the back of my neck and she jumped when another patron dropped a hand mirror which smashed back into its little molecules, practically.
My hairdresser had shaved a crooked streak an inch and a half up the back of my head when she jumped. The only way she could fix it was to cut my hair really short. She was so sorry and kept apologizing. What could I say? It was not done on purpose.
To make reparation, she did not charge me and gave me a card for free services next time.
Yeah right, like there will ever be a next time . . .
Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and april fool!