Judith Viorst's name was a crossword puzzle answer this week. The clue asked who wrote "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day."
When I Googled her (to verify, to verify, not to cheat this time) I discovered she was quoted as saying:
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
Upon consideration, I might be able to do that if there were three other people helping me remove the wrapper.